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Mr. Doggo
댕댕이 씨

Canis ex Machina, Hound of the Memelords1, Spirited Canine
카니스 엑스 마키나, 밈 군주의 사냥개2, 기운찬 개


Mr. Doggo is a small doggo of the Shiba Inu breed, possessing a collar that appears to be irremovable, which reads 'Mr. Doggo, by Gamers Against Weed3'. Mr. Doggo, as he wishes to be called, behaves for the most part in a manner similar to the average domesticated doggo. However, Mr. Doggo has several magical properties that only make themselves known at certain times. This includes an effect on information when one is aware of his existence, and his inability to vocalize in a manner normal to others of his species45.
댕댕이 씨는 시바견 품종의 작은 댕댕이로, '대마초를 반대하는 게이머들6의 댕댕이 씨'라고 적힌 벗길 수 없는 목걸이를 하고있다. 그가 불리기 원하는 이름으로, 댕댕이 씨는 대부분의 시간을 일반적인 가정에서 기르는 댕댕이와 비슷한 방식으로 행동한다. 하지만, 댕댕이 씨는 오직 특정 시간에만 자기 자신을 알리는 마법적 성질을 가지고 있다. 이것은 누군가가 그의 존재를 알고 있을 때 정보에 미치는 영향과, 다른 그의 종들에게 정상적인 방법으로 말할 수 없음을 포함한다78.



Mr. Doggo playing in the yard, taken and visually enhanced by Mr. Doggo's current custodian.
댕댕이 씨의 현재 관리인이 촬영하고 시각적으로 보정한, 마당에서 뛰어노는 댕댕이 씨

알려진 바

Traits: Mr. Doggo, when barking, sounds like a human vocalizing the word 'Bork9'. In addition, Mr. Doggo is known to alter text referring to doggos when one is aware of his existence, replacing the word 'doggo' with 'doggo' when he is within a short distance of any documents.10 While this effect is not permanent, it tends to last for roughly a week after first becoming aware of Mr. Doggo, and can be reset by encountering him in any way after it has ended. As Mr. Doggo is a doggo, and therefore unable to effectively communicate with us, it is not known if this is of his own volition, or merely a by-product of his enchantment. Mr. Doggo is friendly, and currently resides in his own private doggohouse with one of our members11. In the interest of their protection, this member's identity will remain secret, so as not to draw attention from other groups.

Nature: Mr. Doggo, for the most part, acts as if he were a normal doggo12. However, Mr. Doggo does display an above average intelligence, understanding several phrases, and showing knowledge of their meaning. This includes 'Gamers Against Weed'131415, to which Mr. Doggo generally responds with hostility1617. Mr. Doggo has occasionally been seen to attempt to remove his collar, though his efforts have been met with failure, as the collar seems to be unable to be removed from him. If, as some theorize, Mr. Doggo is indeed a spirit trapped within a body he finds unfitting, this may be a sign that he wishes to be released of his past associations and present form181920.

History & Associated Parties: Mr. Doggo is believed to have been created by a group of merrymakers, thought to be a lost sect of the anartists, calling themselves 'Gamers Against Weed', which is believed to be an esoteric joke of some sort. As these merrymakers212223 have been known to create 'Misters' mocking the ones created by the inventor known as 'Dr. Wondertainment', this is most likely the case24. Mr. Doggo was brought to the attention of the Serpent's Hand after several members received a notice that there was 'a Doggo looking for a good home' from an unidentified person going by the name of 'jockjamsvol6'25. Coordinates listed on this notice led Mr. Doggo's current custodian to a doggo pound in Denver, Colorado, which had detained Mr. Doggo a week prior, and was beginning to become weary of Mr. Doggo's magical effects. Mr. Doggo was adopted, and currently resides with a member of the Serpent's Hand.
내력 및 관계:

Approach:26 Mr. Doggo is to be approached as if he were a normal doggo. With respect, and caution. Allow him time to become used to your presence, and make no movements that would lead him to become suspicious or wary of your intentions. Treats containing meat are very helpful when becoming acquainted with Mr. Doggo. Offerings of new toys such as rubber balls or squeaky animals are also accepted. Mr. Doggo responds to the name 'Mr. Doggo', but has warmed up to several affectionate nicknames, and will likely respond to anything that contains 'Doggo' or 'Mr.'27.

Other Detail: For the time being, Mr. Doggo is disallowed from entering the library proper without powerful warding spells to suppress his text altering effect. When entering the library, Mr. Doggo's custodian must have a waste disposal bag with them at all times, for the sake of the other inhabitants of the library2829, and his time there should be kept to a minimum.
기타 상세:

Observations & Stories
관찰 및 이야기

When first encountered by his current custodian, a small document was discovered to have been tucked under Mr. Doggo's collar. The document has been reproduced here.
그의 현재 관리인과 처음 만났을 때, 작은 문서 한 장이 댕댕이 씨의 목걸이에 끼어져있는 것이 발견되었다. 그 서류는 여기에 복사되어있다.

Holy h*ck! You've just found yourself an ultra rare Mr. Doggo by Doggos Against Catnip! Give that doggo a bone! What the actual fuck is an Dr. Wondertainment?
이런 맙*사! 개박하를 반대하는 댕댕이들이 만든 초희귀 댕댕이 씨를 찾으셨군요! 댕댕이에게 뼈다귀를 주세요! 진짜 씨발 원더테인먼트 박사가 뭐죠?

This Mr. Doggo is a prototype model for our upcoming series of 'Misters Against Weed'! Please take care of him, he is a good doggo after all! Find all of our upcoming Misters and become Mr. Gamer!
댕댕이 씨는 곧 출시할 '대마초를 반대하는 미스터' 시리즈의 초기 모델입니다! 그를 돌봐주세요, 정말 좋은 댕댕이에요! 곧 출시할 우리의 미스터들을 모두 모아서 게이머 씨가 되어 보세요!

Anyone wishing to meet Mr. Doggo for themselves, please private message either H. or M., and they'll refer you to his custodian. Be prepared to deal with the side effects though!
댕댕이 씨를 직접 만나고 싶다면 누구나 H.나 M.에게 개인 메시지를 보내라, 그러면 그들이 그의 관리인에게 말해줄 것이다. 부작용을 상대할 준비를 해놓아야 하겠지만!


As little is known of the merrymakers who created him, some have questioned the nature of Mr. Doggo, bringing into debate whether or not he can be considered a doggo. The idea that the being known as Mr. Doggo may in fact be a spirit led to believe it is a doggo may also come with unfortunate implications. Did this spirit willingly submit to the merrymakers? Or was it coerced through force?

Some of you are blowing this out of proportion. All this demonstrates is that the merrymakers have found power of their own. To enforce our own morals onto them30 is no different than the Jailers saying that beings developing their own power are required to be contained. ~ Hugin

There's much more to my argument than that. These people are pulling strings they may not even be able to understand the full implications of. All I'm saying is perhaps we shouldn't be rejoicing just yet that more people are achieving their own power. Some people aren't capable of handling it. - Munin

Just because someone dances to the beat of their own drum doesn't mean they aren't capable of doing great things. ~ Hugin

You two bicker too much. And for future reference, keep it in the doubt section, it's beginning to make articles that you two collaborate on quite cumbersome to read. - Q3

Not all of these are us. Qbed, it seems we've been infiltrated. - M.

As long as they confine their interjections to annotations and the doubt section, it's fine by me. Any input is welcome. ~ H.

So we can shitpost here? Sweet.

Where my /x/philes at?

Ayy lmao

I immediately regret sharing the fact that I had a Library card with you guys. - polaricecraps

To Mr. Doggo's custodian: Doesn't living with him get in the way of work at all? And surely you can't bring back many books without checking to see if they contain the word doggo first. - I. J.

Hey I.J.! I actually speak and write in Spanish for the most part, and Mr. Doggo's unique traits don't seem to affect 'perro' at all. Thanks for the concern though!

BORK! - Mr. Doggo31

Much edit. Very contribution. Much meaninful. Wow.

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