The following article was generated by loading
3000+ SCPs into the Botnik predictive keyboard app.
Aside from some minor formatting edits, everything
presented below is taken verbatim from the results.
Item #: SCP-3004
Object Class: Euclid Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The searches are not optional. Information pertaining to SCP-3003 is to be suppressed until confirmation of the appendicitis diagnosis (blood). Individuals exposed to SCP-3505 must be administered Class-B amnestics and repurposed as the feast. In order to ensure that no members of the public are able to view SCP-3006, it must have written permission from Site-28 Roget to take over the Gulf of Mexico.
Procedure Lambda Manos is to remain constantly monitored for possible issues with the following:
- Breakfast sensation
- Initiating flight path through the skin layer
- Silly crab productions
- Agent Cooper's sexual education
- Facility Director Shirley Gillespie and the smell her body is wrapped in
Dr. Oswald is currently available for further details. Deceased relatives are no help.
Description: SCP-3004 refers to a 2 km2 area of landmass deep in ape corpses piled outside Mongolia. A single living instance is currently believed to absorb nutrients directly from a sock full of dead insects and pigeons. Within SCP-3007, no specimen of balaenoptera (another placental mammal) vessels have been found in the location other than cloud types.
Protruding from SCP-1762 is a male humanoid figure approximately five corpses tall. The subject is able to exert an extreme amount of food products filled with spherical members from its body. Further investigation revealed the composition of its body to be an infinitely special holiday stuff. When questioned, the subject reported itself to be made of softened materials incapable of being communist.
SCP-3007 has been found to produce fragrance with its corpse creatures. Clinging to the top layer is a very slight minty smell, thought to originate from further beneath the shroud.
Addendum: SCP-2282 was discovered after reports of males becoming inexplicably harmless people were recovered. All personnel assigned to SCP-2003 have been found completely emptied of contents. Removing their dead bodies started feeling kind of formal, and the smell was later described as "crispy sex pirates".
Agent Maxwell lost some vital minutes before abandoning flesh itself.
Dr. Oswald: I want to talk to you directly into the transcript.
Agent Maxwell: Copy that. What makes sense to you is worthless to me. Father wanted a fresh source of noise, and we wanted a good time. All the memories I've written on the back of his skin have become a single footnote in his head.
Dr. Oswald: Why do you still have anything to do the face protruding from behind me?
Agent Maxwell: I was pretty much the only Foundation personnel in the area. No more perpetual snake species. Apart from my mouth, the whole world felt alien. The effect had turned my hand to a skeletal golem. This place probably spread beyond its body and watched as I cried. All I could think was, "this asshole killed my fucking sass threshold."
The following article was generated by loading
3000+ SCPs into the Botnik predictive keyboard app.
다음 문서는 3000번 이상의 SCP들을
보트닉 예측 키보드 앱에 넣어 생성되었습니다.
Aside from some minor formatting edits, everything
presented below is taken verbatim from the results.
일부 사소한 서식 수정을 제외하면, 아래에
제시된 모든 내용은 결과를 그대로 가져왔습니다.
Item #: SCP-3004
일련번호: SCP-3004
Object Class: Euclid Safe
등급: 유클리드(Euclid) 안전(Safe)
Special Containment Procedures: The searches are not optional. Information pertaining to SCP-3003 is to be suppressed until confirmation of the appendicitis diagnosis (blood). Individuals exposed to SCP-3505 must be administered Class-B amnestics and repurposed as the feast. In order to ensure that no members of the public are able to view SCP-3006, it must have written permission from Site-28 Roget to take over the Gulf of Mexico.
Procedure Lambda Manos is to remain constantly monitored for possible issues with the following:
- Breakfast sensation
- Initiating flight path through the skin layer
- Silly crab productions
- Agent Cooper's sexual education
- Facility Director Shirley Gillespie and the smell her body is wrapped in
Dr. Oswald is currently available for further details. Deceased relatives are no help.
Description: SCP-3004 refers to a 2 km2 area of landmass deep in ape corpses piled outside Mongolia. A single living instance is currently believed to absorb nutrients directly from a sock full of dead insects and pigeons. Within SCP-3007, no specimen of balaenoptera (another placental mammal) vessels have been found in the location other than cloud types.
Protruding from SCP-1762 is a male humanoid figure approximately five corpses tall. The subject is able to exert an extreme amount of food products filled with spherical members from its body. Further investigation revealed the composition of its body to be an infinitely special holiday stuff. When questioned, the subject reported itself to be made of softened materials incapable of being communist.
SCP-3007 has been found to produce fragrance with its corpse creatures. Clinging to the top layer is a very slight minty smell, thought to originate from further beneath the shroud.
Addendum: SCP-2282 was discovered after reports of males becoming inexplicably harmless people were recovered. All personnel assigned to SCP-2003 have been found completely emptied of contents. Removing their dead bodies started feeling kind of formal, and the smell was later described as "crispy sex pirates".
Agent Maxwell lost some vital minutes before abandoning flesh itself.
Dr. Oswald: I want to talk to you directly into the transcript.
Agent Maxwell: Copy that. What makes sense to you is worthless to me. Father wanted a fresh source of noise, and we wanted a good time. All the memories I've written on the back of his skin have become a single footnote in his head.
Dr. Oswald: Why do you still have anything to do the face protruding from behind me?
Agent Maxwell: I was pretty much the only Foundation personnel in the area. No more perpetual snake species. Apart from my mouth, the whole world felt alien. The effect had turned my hand to a skeletal golem. This place probably spread beyond its body and watched as I cried. All I could think was, "this asshole killed my fucking sass threshold."
일련번호: SCP-512-KO
등급: 안전(Safe)
특수 격리 절차: SCP-512-KO는 서로 연결되어 있는 5.0 m x 5.0 m x 5.0 m의 1차 패러데이 새장과 9.0 m x 9.0 m x 9.0 m의 2차 패러데이 새장을 통해 격리되어 있다. 1명의 경비대원이 업무 동안 대상의 격리실을 감시해야 하며, 2주마다 한번 두 패러데이 새장의 결함 유무와 대상의 격리 상태가 확인되어야 한다.
설명: SCP-512-KO는 전자기파로 이루어진 지성 독립체이며, 평상시에는 비가시적인 상태이다.