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- Dr. Weppler
- 웨플러 박사

Name: Octavius Weppler
성명: 옥타비우스 웨플러

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Dr. Weppler
웨플러 박사

Occupation: Field researcher, member of Cognitohazardous Research Division, Archivist.
업무: 현장 연구원, 인식재해 부서 부원, 기록 보관 담당자.

Security Clearance Level: 3
보안 인가 등급: 3

Profile: A man equal in value to the amount of pocket change in his possession at any given time, Dr. Weppler's desire to fool lower level Researchers into thinking that random kitchen utensils are anomalous items, and to strike fear into the hearts of teens and adolescents in general, have earned him a reputation among staff as a follower of righteousness and disturbing personal habits.
소개: 항상 가지고 다니는 잔돈만큼의 가치를 지닌 웨플러 박사는 어리석은 하급 연구원들에게 무작위로 고른 주방기구를 변칙개체라고 속이고, 십대 청소년들의 마음속에 공포를 불어넣고 싶어 하며, 이는 직원들 사이에서 그에게 정의와 개인적 습관 방해의 신봉자라는 명성을 가져다주었다.

Dr. Weppler's tendency towards extreme behavior for the sake of mild amusement has reached the point where no one but himself finds his pranks funny, which is believed to have been his intended goal. While at least somewhat creative, all his pranks lack any amount of surprise or subtlety and may be foiled by anyone with at least one functioning brain and a fraction of common sense.
가벼운 쾌락을 위하여 극단적인 행동을 하는 웨플러 박사의 경향은 오직 그만이 자신의 장난을 재미있어하며, 이것이 그가 의도하였던 목표라고 여기는 지경까지 왔다. 적어도 그의 장난은 어느 정도 창의적이기는 하나, 모두 놀라움이나 교묘함이 부족하고 적어도 기능하는 두뇌 하나와 약간의 상식만 있다면 누구나 좌절시킬 수 있다.

Notable pranks include:
주목할 만한 장난은 다음과 같다.

  • Filling the staff break rooms fridge and cupboards with █400.00 worth of the popular drink Mountain Dew after complaints of there never being any.
  • 왜 항상 음료가 없냐는 불만사항이 제기된 후 직원 휴게실 냉장고와 찬장을 인기 음료 마운틴 듀 █400.00어치로 채워 넣기.
  • Tattooing ‘Dr. O Ctavius' across his right leg and attempting to convince other members of staff to place similar tattoos onto their own limbs.
  • 자기 오른쪽 다리에 '오 크타비우스 박사'라는 글자를 문신으로 새기고 다른 직원들도 그들의 팔다리에 비슷한 문신을 새기라며 설득하기.
  • Scaring a level 1 researcher by convincing her that there, in fact, exists such a thing as ‘wereshoes'.
  • '신발인간' 따위가 실존한다고 믿도록 1등급 연구원을 속여 그녀를 놀라게 하기.

When questioned about his actions, Dr. Weppler will often respond with either ‘Old habits never die' or ‘We all have our ways of relieving stress'.
그의 행동에 대해 질문하였을 때, 웨플러 박사는 종종 '옛 버릇은 죽지 않는다'나 '다 각자 자기만의 스트레스 해소 방법이 있는 거잖아'라고 대답한다.

His relationship with staff in general, has been interpreted as being strictly professional, while a few personnel find him to be humorous in his actions, yet all the while giving off the air of a man who couldn't care less about the art of comedy, and more as someone even an entire prison population would wince at. This has been proven to have been caused not by a naturally fearful demeanor, but instead, Dr. Weppler's complete lack of any social aptitude.
그와 직원들 사이의 관계는 소수의 직원들이 그의 행동에서 익살스러운 점을 발견하긴 하였지만, 일반적으로는 엄격히 전문가적이라 판단되어왔다. 하지만 그는 희극 기술을 신경 안 쓰고는 못 배기는, 동시에 감옥에 있는 모든 죄수들을 움찔하게 만들 그런 남자의 분위기를 풍기고 있다. 이것은 선천적인 무서운 품행 탓이 아니라, 웨플러 박사의 사회적 적성이 완전히 결핍되어있기 때문이다.

Dr. Weppler's work involves the study of cognitohazards 75% of the time, while his personal time is often spent following a number of his hobbies such as angling, hitchhiking, camping, retro gaming (as there is no superior form), yoga, the growing of orange vegetables, collecting amusing pictures of alpacas, and trying to get others to join him in any of the previously mentioned activities, much to their dismay delight dismay.
웨플러 박사의 업적 중 하나는 개인 시간을 자주 낚시, 히치하이킹, 야영, 고전 게임(졸작들), 요가, 주황색 야채 기르기, 웃긴 알파카 사진 모으기, 그리고 경악스럽도 기쁘게도 경악스럽도 앞서 언급한 활동들에 다른 사람들 끌어들이기 같은 온갖 취미활동에 소비하였음에도 불구하고 당시 인식재해 연구의 75%를 수행한 것이다.

Current anomalies contained by Dr. Weppler:
SCP-40017 - Season Of The Pink - Euclid
SCP-41309 - XK-Class Prevention Procedures - Thaumiel
SCP-43210 - The Best Dinosaur - Keter
SCP-39420 - Mascot Of The Merrymakers - Safe

현재 웨플러 박사가 격리한 변칙개체들:
SCP-40017 - 분홍빛 시즌 - 유클리드
SCP-41309 - XK급 예방 절차 - 타우미엘
SCP-43210 - 최고의 공룡 - 케테르
SCP-39420 - 놀이꾼들의 마스코트 - 안전

History: Dr. Weppler joined the Foundation at the age of 27 and gradually became known for his research in cognitohazards, as well as his limited knowledge of mind and reality-altering anomalies. Since his original employment, Dr. Weppler has worked with several cognitohazardous SCPs and has aided researchers in the containment of SCPs 2958, ████ and ████.
약력:

To note, Dr. Weppler's relationship with Level 3 Field researcher Dr. Tonne has been questioned by many staff, as the two are almost complete opposites in personality, interests, and clearance levels at one point, yet the two have been seen talking on a regular basis and on multiple occasions following one another without the other's knowledge. The two have assured staff multiple times that there are totally no further motives to the two's personal relationship, despite how much staff claim that they can 'think of a few'.

Incident Weppler/Tonne-063 (██/██/2013)
사건 웨플러/톤-063 (██/██/2013)

Dr. Weppler: And it was only temporary, but they managed to remove the can before it got sent-
웨플러 박사:

Dr. Tonne jumps back, starring at Dr. Weppler with a shocked expression.

Dr. Tonne: Excuse me!? Who the hell are you!?
톤 박사:

Dr. Weppler: Phillip, calm down! What's wrong with you!?
웨플러 박사:

Dr. Tonne: Could somebody help me over here!? We've got a situation!
톤 박사:

Researchers ██████ and ████████ enter the room appearing severely alarmed, only to relax when they notice Dr. Weppler.

Researcher ██████: Phil come on, you can't keep falling for these, this is just sad.
██████ 연구원:

Dr. Tonne: What? Look, this guy just appeared in front of me! he showed up after I read this!
톤 박사:

Dr. Tonne points at a small sheet of paper in his hand.

Dr. Tonne: I really don't think anyone else should read it, this guy needs to be-
톤 박사:

(Researcher ████████ grabs the paper from Dr. Tonneand looks at it for a few seconds before smirking.)

Researcher ████████: Okay, I don't know who to be more disappointed with. Weppler for going through the effort of making and actually printing this damn thing or you, how many goddamn times are you gonna fall for these?
████████ 연구원:

Dr. Tonne: What!? What are you talking about!? You're not listening! He appeared out of thin air RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
톤 박사:

Dr. Weppler: I think you're still a bit delirious from last night's party, boy. I think we should get you somewhere nice and quiet.
웨플러 박사:

Dr. Tonne: I-I guess, maybe? I don't know what the hell's going on!
톤 박사:

Researcher ██████: Get back to your office and take a rest or something, you need one if you're gonna be this deluded.
██████ 연구원:

Dr. Tonne: I don't think I need a rest! I need some help!
톤 박사:

Dr. Weppler: Maybe you're not as sick as I thought you were. This is pretty normal behavior for you right now.
웨플러 박사:

<END RECORDING>
<기록 종료>

Since the incident, Dr. Tonne has become noticeably more disturbed when in the presence of Dr. Weppler than usual. Therapeutic intervention was suggested in order to relieve Dr. Tonne of these problems. However, after discussing the matter with Dr. Weppler in private, the two seem to have gotten past this prank and continue to work to the professional standards expected of them as much as they did previously.


Tags:: esoteric-class gamers-against-weed humanoid memory-affecting mister scp
태그: 난해한-등급 대마초를-반대하는-게이머들 인간형 기억조작 미스터 scp en

작가: Penton